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Sand

A very small piece of rock that multiplies when you look at it. If you go anywhere near it, it will overcome you and you will never be able to get it out of anywhere.
"We were only there for a few minutes, how did it get into our ears?"

"Honey, don't look now, but there's something right behind you..."

"Oh no, is that?"

"NO! NO! GOD NO GET IT OFF OF ME!"

"AUGHGHGHGHGHGHGHMGHMMGFFFMFGHMFGH"

"MMMPH"

Legend says, our beach is haunted. No one who's gone in has ever gone out. My grandma and grandpop went one day, and they were never seen again. Our whole family has stayed away from it, but since we own it there has to be routine inspections. I just hope the legend isn't real, because there's an inspection coming up.

Tonight was a good night for chai. It's my favorite drink, and it helps me calm down before bed. Hopefully I won't have a nightmare tonight, because it's my first day of school tomorrow. They always give us so much work on the first day, so I need to get a good night's rest. I finish my chai and flop into bed, exhausted from school preparations. I grab my phone to see if any of my friends have responded about Friday night. I turn it on, only to be left disappointed. No one has responded.
If you guys like this I'll do a part two for sand!
by The queen of England 💀 September 8, 2023
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Sand captain

Term for Arabians, generally considered a racial slur.
by Ali Alu January 10, 2023
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Full Sand

An unstable, irrational, bat shit crazy state of mind, to the point where you would voluntarily cover your living room floor with a layer of sand from wall to wall.
Chris returned from his black ops mission, and started eating weed, scamming people for gambling money, and name dropping celebrities. He had officially gone full sand
by Gossip Gary June 23, 2021
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Filipino sand surfing

When you give that girl the ‘ol Mankey meat
“Aye bitch you tryna go filipino sand surfing?”
by MankeyMeat42069 February 26, 2021
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Sand Twizzler

Leader of the sand. One who roams with a mass of people to hold down the sand land.
"Omar is our Sand Twizzler"
by dadwuk June 17, 2024
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Cake sand

When your pals with a girl and she ignores you once into a serious relationship. Because it could cause unnecessary friction in the new relationship.
Oh I haven’t heard off her in a while since she was seeing so n so I’m in the cake sand.
by Jimmy minaj March 9, 2023
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Sand Arab

A swedish adjective that is used to describe an idiotic, stupid or rude person.

Originates East Gothia in southern Sweden.
- I like blueberries.
- No one cares Stenberg, you stupid sand arab!
by JustUnicorn June 5, 2017
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