Jerking off on a pile of sand

“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.

Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”

Bill “Yeah man”

Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”

Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”

Tim “I Already booked tickets”

by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022

The Sand Trap

When you rub sandpaper on your condom so when you stick it inside a girl it grips like hell

Guy: “I just finished setting up the sand trap.”
Girl: “It’s gonna grip like crazy”

by Uejsbshfjs April 01, 2022

The Sand Trap

You rub sandpaper on your condom so it is grippier, and you stick it inside a girl.

Guy 1: “Hey how was last night?”
Guy 2: “It was great. I used the sand trap on her.”
Guy 1: “Nice.”

by Uejsbshfjs April 01, 2022

riding the sand shark

Having sex on the beach and getting chaffing in your pussy from the sand.

Mary is walking funny from riding the sand shark.

by Vansthing August 15, 2022

sinking sand

A term used instead of quicksand because you’re uncomfortable saying quicksand for some reason

Girl 1: watch your step, you could get caught in sinking sand
Girl 2: you mean quicksand?
Girl 1: uuuhhhh yea

by Scott1000 February 09, 2023