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Queef

Omg she queefed and it stinks
by P.dough December 6, 2021
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Wine Queef

The end result of when you are done penetrating a female partner with a non-finished bottle of red wine. Usually it's a 'fart-like' sound emanating from the vagina, spraying wine all over the bed. Using a bottle of white wine would result in a 'Pinot Grigio Huffer'.
Jenny is the wine queef queen! She soaked my bed in red, and it looked like a murder scene!
by CinnamonFlamingo June 16, 2015
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Queef

The act of breathing out of ones vaginal hole
“Mrs Rodriguez, May I take my mask off so I can Queef?
by Poopdealer420 September 6, 2020
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Queef Mcduck

Bens a queef Mcduck

I.E. a Faggot
Bens a faggot aka queef mcduckington
by Addxxx March 11, 2017
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queef-beaver

A smarmy little shit who thinks they're being funny, usually laughing at their own joke, when in fact their jokes are just dumb and annoying.
Bill: "Hey man, you get a haircut?"
Joe: "No, I got them ALL cut! hahahehaheheha"
Bill: "Don't be a fucking queef-beaver, Joe."
by DrDax December 11, 2012
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commie queef

Guy 1: "How was your valentine's day?"
Guy 2: "My girlfriend was on her period, but we still fucked. She accidentally commie queefed on the sheets though."
Guy 1: "Oh man, that's gonna be hard to get out. You should try Oxi Clean, it's definitely something to shout about."
by Tiger Whyte July 9, 2017
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Queef

Katherine: I queefed! Terrance: Aw buddy! what the fuck guy!
by Skanhunt_42 January 3, 2022
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