promotion puppy

a person whose sole desire in life is to climb the ranks

Gregory was a promotion puppy, and wouldn't stop until he was CEO.

by Anonymous tormentor April 4, 2023

a jealous puppy

When someone pees on the bathrrom floor, gets a blowjob, finishes, punches her in the nose so she will walk in the pee when she goes to check if it is bleeding. This is then blamed on the dog. Bonus points if you don't have a dog.

She caused him to neglect the dog so he gave her a jealous puppy.

by Monster Sprout May 20, 2017

Hush Puppies

When a person sends their titty pics to another person on the down low.

"I feel kind of bad, but take a look at this - Tom's wife sent me some hush puppies!"

by johnsonbig January 7, 2023

puppy toy

A toy designed for puppies to play with.

I got a puppy toy for a puppy to play with.

by Ritacca March 8, 2023

The puppy with no teeth

When a man's penis bumps a women's cervix during intercourse. Probably a French term.

"She had a small, tight pussy, and I bumped 'the puppy with no teeth' a couple of times as we fucked.

by buckdancer50 January 13, 2021

puppy mode

A state that is often inhabited by super hot vietnamese girl gangsters, primarily Linh

Can i have a laptop? Plz adopt me

- Linh, in puppy mode

by Thim_So_Si September 29, 2023

Puppy Touch

To touch, caress, etc. something soft as you would a puppy.

"His hair looks so soft, I want to Puppy Touch it"
"Wow, look at that blanket, I just Puppy Touched it and it was fantastic"

by pupl0ver234 February 22, 2010