Spicy pineapple upside down cake

When you give a urine sample offer this as a specialty; spin the rim of the sample cup in your bleeding vagina, next dip rim in tajin, following - fill the cup with your urine. Serve with the cap underneath.

I went to the Public Health Clinic and served them my Spicy Pineapple Upside Down Cake...

by Bigteenus March 19, 2021

tickley pineapple

The sexual act of inserting a pineapple up the rectum and having it tickle the tubes while ripping and bleeding, but inducing overall enjoyment.

Oh dear there is so much blood coming out of my anus, I must of got a tickley pineapple last night.

by Okssor13 June 25, 2021

Walking pineapple

It means you're an idiot human being who lives in this lonely place called Earth.

Hey you your a walking pineapple

by The Lost Mist February 15, 2022

Dry Pineapple

Drying someone's pineapple, when someone soaks up all the juice from a woman's vagina.

"Hey Jill, how are you?"

"Pretty good, my boyfriend & I ust demos the dry pineapple."

by Toffeincoffee June 5, 2022

upsidedown pineapple

Pineapples are used as a secret way for swingers to identify each other. If you see someone wearing an upside-down pineapple badge or pin, it means that they’re actively looking for a partner swap. An upside-down pineapple on someone’s front porch can be seen as an invitation to join a swinger party.

Look, shes wearing a pineapple pin upside down! Lets say hello maybe we can all hook up.

Upsidedown pineapple - subtle hint of swingers looking to draw in other swingers.

by MissyPoo13 July 27, 2022

Exhausted pineapple

When you're so tired that you become completely incoherent and walk around like a zombie.

Man, I an such an exhausted pineapple today.

by Eugene Mikeyyyy August 28, 2022

Dirty Pineapple

When you stick a pineapple a ring on your dick and engage in anal sex.

I tried the Dirty Pineapple with Alyssa last night. I’m never gonna look at pineapples the same again.

by AcidRomeo21 September 26, 2022