Reverse Shitting

That moment when you're having terrible constipation and you try to push shit out, and it almost gets out... But you stop pushing for a few seconds and the shit is sucked back in to your anus. It sounds like a fart sample, but reversed.
The fine fellow Shrek was reverse shitting the other night. I heard it getting sucked back in really loud.
by Zromelussy dealership January 07, 2023
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Milky Shit

When you are in a really bad situation and you can't do anything about it. You're screwed or got screwed over.
Mary: "I just broke my phone charger, I can't get another one because my car is in the shop, and my phone is at 2%."
John: "That's some milky shit."
by CMaggieS November 30, 2016
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Shit vacation

A particularly long restroom break when at work, used as a chance to take a break, relax, and engage in some non-work-related activity, such as browsing the web or playing a game on a smart phone.
I needed to take a massive dump this morning, but I waited until I got to work so that I could take a nice long shit vacation.
by senorjay November 09, 2012
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Comer shit

When a Guy has Saggy Pants and from Behind it looks like he took a Massive Shit in his Pants.
Hey Babs, Look at Sean, He's got a Comer Shit!
by Big Dog Drake November 07, 2017
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Shit trip

by Kpoe August 26, 2018
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Opiate Shits

Being unable to shit due to excess use of opiates. Laxatives are Jesus.
Bro I literally had the opiate shits so bad last night after downing those trammies.
by YGproductions May 11, 2016
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No Shit Sherlock!!

It's like the person said something that was pointing out the obvious....kinda like "no duhh!"
person one: The sky is blue!!
Person two: No Shit Sherlock!!
by Bob Marley LOver!! lol jk jnm November 19, 2010
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