A corporate holiday made by a dumb greeting card company where all you do is buy things that will end up rotting or being thrown out, candy that will make you fat and make you hate yourself and buy cards that are pointless when all you can do is say "Hey, I like you. Let's fuck."
Date: I want a (insert expensive Valentine's Day gift here)
Me: Get a job and buy it your fucking self.
Me: Get a job and buy it your fucking self.
by UnstableNerd429 February 22, 2015
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Sammy: Playing hay day.
Me: For 7 hours?
Sammy: Yeah I've been hay daying.
Sammy: Playing hay day.
Me: For 7 hours?
Sammy: Yeah I've been hay daying.
by TheJoeyP December 16, 2015
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by dabboboy December 5, 2018
Get the eldabbo day mug.A day where a group of friends have no mercy when it comes to slapping each other’s ass. The whole day is a free for all to smack as hard as possible. The goal is to leave hand prints. Leggings must be worn. The whole day participants are on edge. Points can be tallied at the end.
Person 1:“Tmr seems kinda boring, what should we do?”
Person 2 :“ no clue... hey! What about a no mercy day!”
Person 3: “I’m so down!!”
Person 2 :“ no clue... hey! What about a no mercy day!”
Person 3: “I’m so down!!”
by Whateverworksworks December 12, 2018
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by treadinglowkey December 29, 2018
Get the purple day mug.On the 15th of July every year an ancient tradition descending back from pagan times. On this very day any person with the name going by McLawry must be served and treated like a king of his own kingdom and is entitled to have what ever he so desires. This includes blow jobs, hand jobs or any sexual gratification. If this is not done this could bring about the end of days as it is a bad omen of a lawry to be denied his God given rights.
Hey woman I here by declare my name is McLawry and today is the 15th of July' Day of the McLawry Now to save the rest of humanity you must now get on your'e knees and suck me off for no less than 30 minutes and after that you will ride me like a horse until my hip bones have been atomized. Do this and you shall be doing your'e part in saving all of humanity.
by Corpserooter July 7, 2018
Get the Day of the Mclawry mug.when somebody hit the gym and talk the entire time that their jaw actually become sore the day after
" james was here an hour ago and all he did was give me advice on how i can get better gains by going vegan. didnt even lift"
"oh, must be jaw day"
"oh, must be jaw day"
by analienorganism January 19, 2019
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