Glass pounder

A chick you wanna put up against the glass and pound

Holy shit dude, your moms a total glass pounder.. how happy is her marriage?

by Hunky May 24, 2025

Glass Jar

And old person’s way of saying Testicles

One little hit in your glass jar and you’ll be rolling all over the floor.

by No telling November 1, 2019

Glass Maid

Somebody that tries to fix a situation by talking when in reality should be left alone. Something that breaks even more from someone that just won’t shut the fuck up

Alex: “Dude Sam just broke Emily’s heart and seems to be making it worse.”
Max: “Well that’s what he gets for being such a glass maid.”
Alex: “You right.”

by Siri’s Bitch April 15, 2019

Venus Glassing

An instance where a wifely figure is blamed for releasing fog-demons in an elevator. Also appropriate-and more well known-for the sounds emitted from the bathroom in the morning. I.e fogged mirrors from fog-demons.

'Honey...were those barking spiders or were you venus glassing again?'

*points at wife in elevator* 'she really enjoys venus glassing. It wasnt me'

by A Minnesotan November 20, 2018

Made of art and broken glass

Someone who eats a LOT of chocolate croissants.

"She's made of art and broken glass"

by Aw_k_ward November 20, 2018

Glass Banger

A person attending an NHL game that has more money than brains or class.

I missed the Matthews hat trick goal because of some glass banger getting in the way

by Wyatt Winchester October 16, 2023

cat with glasses

just a random thing that popped into my head

cat with glasses in urban dictionary

by poipeoplepersone February 11, 2022