12 guage facial

When ones face is covered with scars that look like divits in their skin from a bad affliction of acne.

Dude, you know Tom, he has the 12 guage facial.

by USDAA 1998 September 16, 2008

12-Year-Old Girl

A rarity according to MicroSoft.

MicroSoft had an "actual 12-year-old girl" play a demo of Kodu onstage.

by blueFlameBat May 08, 2009

12 Year Old Boy

Someone who wanks to YouTube videos.
Ex.
-Christian 12 year old: Hey, do you want to finish the castle on our Minecraft server?
-All regular 12 year olds in unison: No, I'm going to go watch some YouTube videos then go to bed.

Wank12 year old12 year old boyYouTubechristian12 year old girl

by Throbbing Llama March 21, 2018

12 grain bread

A delicous bird seed filled loaf of amazing fiberous quantaties. Good going down, great coming out.
Get yourself some 12 grain bread its got oats and corn and wheat.
It's even got some sunflower seeds that get stuck in between your teeth.
Layer it up with some hame and some cheese,
but don't eat it with activia you'll be on the john all day!

Gary ate some 12 grain bread for lunch which ended the lockdown and induced a firedrill.

by anonymous!!poop September 11, 2010

Big DICKS In Fat Chicks 12!

The Ultimate Porno involving Ron Jeremy and Toola From Fat Pizza. A true Monster Mash

Yo i just got home time to put on me dad's old Pornos i got one called " Big DICKS in Fat Chicks 12! "

by sisterfister420 October 28, 2018

I'm 12 years old and what is this?

Internet meme that came about after some kid said it on a comment when Youtube.com was raided with porn. Usually said after something that adults talk about/kids wouldn't get. Not to be said in real life, like most other memes.

Anon A: I was wondering, do you guys prefer anal sex or vaginal sex?

Anon B: I'm 12 years old and what is this?

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Anon A: Do you think its worth it to have sex without a condom?

Anon B: I'm 12, what is this??
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Anon A: My girlfriend just blew me, shit was SO cash.

Anon B: inb4 I'm 12 and what is this

Anon C: I'm only twelve, what is this?!

by JD13 July 26, 2009

i'm off 12 xans

something you might say when you're about to lose your shit.

steve: i didn't do anything wrong whats your problem?
jessica: Bitch i'm off 12 xans! didn't do anything wrong??

by dont.trust.birds March 24, 2019