by Amazonmacaw222 October 2, 2020
Get the Country Burglarymug. Usually a teenage southern who speaks with a strong accent and wears square toed western boots despite never being on horseback. They drive lifted trucks because their cocks are small and fly confederate flags and claim "it's muh heritage." Country boys will spend 90% of the time trying to one up eachother on how country they are and 10% of the time fishing or hunting, which arent even strictly country things. They brag about how country boys like themselves can do anything when it comes to manual labour and fixing things, yet 9 times out of 10 they're the dumbest fucks on the jobsite.
Person 1: hey here comes that country boy that thinks hes a tough cowboy.
Person 2: while i pretend to like his ariats snatch his dodge hat.
Person 2: while i pretend to like his ariats snatch his dodge hat.
by Anus Destroyer 69 September 10, 2021
Get the Country Boymug. When a pale ass country girl goes to the beach and she gets a full body sun burn, then gets cum on top of.
by Ziggarot May 31, 2018
Get the Virginia country steakmug. by Jorriborri May 15, 2023
Get the Country Wytskemug. Bro-country music, the twinkling star in the red Solo cup of country genres, often sounds like the playlist for a never-ending frat party. Dominated by lyrics that worship trucks, dirt roads, and beer, each song is like a map of clichés—always taking you right back to a tailgate you never left. The music videos? A veritable checklist: flannel shirts, cut-off jeans, and bonfires that look suspiciously hazard-free. It's less about the sound and more about selling a sun-drenched, muddy lifestyle, where the women are as interchangeable as the pickup trucks. This genre has perfected the art of turning nostalgia and auto-tune into chart-toppers, often making you wonder if there's a secret factory churning out these tunes via a "bro-country" Mad Libs book: just add a tractor, a generic body of water, and an attractive blonde to complete the formula. Indeed, bro-country might be the only place where you can get away with rhyming "beer" with "here" for the umpteenth time and still call it poetry.
As I scrolled through my music playlist for a road trip, I cringed at the bro-country track that promised once more another ode to beer and pickup trucks, thinking, "Surely, the world of country music can offer more than just endless choruses about Georgia dirt roads and nameless pretty girls."
by yahweh_7734 April 18, 2024
Get the Bro-Countrymug. The worst country asshole to have a lifted truck with a small penis with a whole can of dip in his mouth to want gum cancer with a stack in the bed to fuck his sister from Kentucky
by Country Cooter May 15, 2018
Get the country cootermug. by slightlyshort :0 November 8, 2019
Get the Country Toadsmug.