blonde brain

F**king retarded, or not knowing something simple.

Guy 1: (whispering) Psst.. Hey man, whats' 6 plus 1?
Guy 2: (also whispering) It's seven, you blonde brain....
Guy 1: Bitch please.

by GrapeRape69 May 29, 2014

brain cripple

an individual who is crippled in the brain.

you're a fucking brain cripple

by stu,alex&amy October 10, 2006

Brain Tickler

to be satisfied with what you are hearing or feeling

1)The way Monica touched me was a real Brain Tickler.

2)The Shrek soundtrack has a bunch of good songs, it is a real Brian Tickler

by Jroy October 17, 2004

ass for brain

it describes somebody who thinks and talks from their ass

dude talk out of your mouth you stupid ass for brain

by jumping tree October 28, 2007

Chode-for-brains

Someone who lacks intelligence, says dumb thinks and in short has a short stumpy penis lodged in thier cerebrum.

did you hear what he just said? what a chode-for-brains!

by georgeoo July 6, 2006

Brain Matter

When you take loose scrotum skin and bunch it in your hand. The result resembles a soft brainy tissue.

Sabe's took his scrot skin and made brain matter of it, which he then played with for several hours.

by Dill Nut October 3, 2008

cambridge brain

(noun) Large, veiny testicles inadvertently shown. Similar to a large brain as may be possessed by somebody studying at Cambridge

Excuse me vicar, but do you realise your cambridge brain is poking out of your cassock?

by Pete Watkins September 3, 2006