Houston (name) 

A great guy who is always there for you and gives an honest opinion. However, he's also an absolute dick who belittles your emotions and doesn't know when to shut up. Houston is extremely sassy and is a future drag queen.

(Girl) "Did you see how sassy that guy is? He is such a Houston!"
Houston (name)

Houston (name) by SillyGirlTx October 22, 2017

Tag (the name) 

A guy (or girl) with a wonderful personality, and great body. He/She are easy to get along with and have old school punk rock and alternative taste in music. He/she has had or have a stressful family life or life at home and are always trying to go new places and try new things. He/she is very loyal and trustworthy and only speaks his/her mind when asked.

Tag (the name) is so sweet!

Tag (the name) by Crash1234 November 26, 2010

Fuck what yo name means 

Shut yo dummy a$$ up, stop trynna look for your name just to motivate yourself, yo momma ain’t choose your name for who you would be, she wasn’t like “OMG ima call you so-&-so because everyone with that name is so sweet”

Pete: Yooo, what up, wanna know what my name means in the urban dictionary?
Joe: Fuck what yo name means

Fuck what yo name means by RawLyric November 23, 2021

(your name) army

when a man talks about his testicular product.

"I just released the Bob Army!" insert your name into (your name) army

(your name) army by the saskatchewan stud muffin January 25, 2007

countdown name

Mock-ethnic name created by the apparent random jumbling and re-arranging of a random collection of consonants and vowels, as seen on every episode of the British afternoon gameshow 'Countdown'.

Person 1: What was the name of that girl you were trying to chat up last night?
Person 2: Shaniqua.
Person 1: What kind of a stupid countdown name is that?

countdown name by FSR August 6, 2010

Urban Name Trash 

all of the stupid definitions you have to weed through on Urban Dictionary, always consist of some guy writing about a girl he'll never fuck.

Guy: oh geez there is so much Urban Name Trash!! What even are these names? Derissa? Aiyrion?? What the fuck???

Urban Name Trash by Ihatemyselfie March 3, 2017

These name definitions bring my mood up. 

When you're feeling down and look up your name in the Urban Dictionary, and its a big paragraph about how amazing you are. And u know no one else would write that for you.

Friend: "Hey dude, I was having a bad spout last night but I looked up these name definitions, and These name definitions bring my mood up. I needed that."

Friend 2: "That's amazing dude!"

These name definitions bring my mood up. by I'm A Disappointment March 19, 2019