Heinz Minecraft

Person who likes playing minecraft, who loves minecraft, who would kill his entire family for this game.

He also likes Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. His sense of humor is AMAZING

,,Did you just made a joke about Peter Griffin and Walter White? You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''

,,Please, quit that game of squares, you are playing it for 2 months now! Please quit it so we can save this marriage!
I hate you Heinz Minecraft!''

by penizeman June 20, 2022

Mr minecraft

You use mr minecraft when someone's playing minecraft and has long hair or is a nerd

Lewis is a mr minecraft

by Jackson was here November 16, 2020

Minecraft Movie

The absolute worse dogshit movie ever leaked

The Minecraft Movie is the worst flop of all time

by Phokos July 23, 2024

minecraft lawyer

A person who constructs concepts that have to practical application

James is such a minecraft lawyer he lives in his own world and tries to get everyone else to follow.

by mancraft April 09, 2020

Pinger in Minecraft

Mostly used in the PvP Minecraft community when someone you are 1v1'ng has such lag that they either take to knockback after being hit or teleport around because of their high ping. High ping is the only reason they win the 1v1.

"That dude was so laggy, what a pinger!"
"I know right I hate pingers, I hate fighting a Pinger in Minecraft."

by lyriam hall August 22, 2021

In Minecraft

A thing you add at the end of a sentence about committing unspeakable crimes

"Yo... this weekend I'm gonna chop up, cook and sell my stepfather... in Minecraft of course."

by zestmaxxer75 April 15, 2024

In Minecraft

The legal version of "no homo". If you put this after anything illegal, it will let the feds know that there is nothing to worry about, as you are just explaining what you're doing in a video game.

Just laced a bunch of vapes with fentanyl and sold them to middle schoolers....

In Minecraft

by ninezy October 20, 2023