MATH

MATH stands for:

Metal
Abuse
To
Humans

Finn: hey we have MATH
Carl: Great

by I_Ate_A_Waffle January 7, 2023

Zombie Math

When canned and conventional math methods (or dated and dead ideas) live on, and anxious teachers and parents rely on old school techniques to solve word problems, especially when oft-visual problem-solving strategies are available to help students with “look-see” solutions.

Tens of thousands of American math teachers are stuck with zombie math, refusing to experiment with Singapore’s more intuitive bar model method in solving brain-unfriendly math questions.

by Numerati December 9, 2024

Math

Math means Mental Abuse to Humans

Maths mean Mental Abuse to Homo Sapiens

Person A: Hey what does math stand for
Person B: It stands for Mental Abuse to Humans

by THEREALXB November 21, 2022

maths

Maths:
Mental
Abuse
To
Humans
Sometimes

I hate maths.

by Celaena Sardotien April 23, 2018

Math

Mental

Abuse
To
Humans

Math makes me wanna kms

by Canucks_Nation7 December 5, 2017

Math(s)

A bullshit definition used by British people. This form of the the conjugation "mathematics" takes advantage of the rule of singular and plural conjugations. However the word is a conjunction of ab(remove) + scindere (tear). Literally then, to tear or cut apart, as the x-axis does to the coordinate plane. The main root is closely related to the Latin root from which we get the word scissor. The mathematical use of the term was apparently coined by Leibniz around 1855. In addition, this form of the word math(s) creates a paradox against the possessive rule of grammar.

Example: I enjoy math class
-"Not," I enjoy math(s) class

by Math(s) October 20, 2018

Maths

A concept created by some arabic twats to piss off the entirety of human kind.

Person 1: What's your opinion on Maths?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Erm, hel-
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCK, IS THE POINT IN INCINERATING CHILDREN'S BRAINS CELLS, TO LEARN A TOPIC, THAT'S FLAWED ANYWAYS?!?!
Person 1: Bro chill! Tf does that even mean anyways, maths isn't flawed.
Person 2: Watch fucking Veritasium on youtube. Bro literally destroys the concept of maths with a vid titles, "there is a hole at the bottom of Math".

*post watching vid*
Person 1: ......FUU-

by Punjabi Peanut June 21, 2023