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log

A derogatory Used when a person leaves or ragequits when they're being mopped in a baddies roblox game.
P1: is about to catch and mop P2
P2 wards it off by mopping P1 back
P1: logs
P2: HAH SHE LOGGED
by wnixihwdbuwdinwdojwdjo April 15, 2025
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Abra-Ham Lincoln Log

A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.
by AStrunkMan69 July 4, 2022
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Log

1. The phenomenon when you are experiencing difficulties because of unstable internet connection. It triggers your annoyance and anger.

It is the cause of some people's anger issue.

It will make you harsh things like cursing non-stop, smashing the keyboard, punching the monitor, breaking the CPU, and/or throwing your phone.

2. It may be the best excuse to give to your professors to avoid participation in online class and also when playing online games when in reality you are just stupid.
Player1: Noob! Just quit! Useless stupid player
Player2: Sorry, log
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Get your log on

"get your log on and hit me up on myspace"
by Dj Bustle August 3, 2008
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Ants on a Log

When someone skeets on a turd. Looking similar to the childhood snack.
"I skeeted on the turd you left in the toilet, now my ants are on your log..."
"Have you ever jizzed on a turd? Thats called Ants on a log."
by HERR WyWy February 6, 2025
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Log

A gown man who is obsessed with Caitlyn Clark
“NBA playoffs is crazy right now, yo!”

What’s the NBA?” - Log
by Liggitylog April 28, 2025
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Anal Log

like the opposite of a sneaky shit just a big old log into the shitter just plop plop loud ass sound boomboom plttt
brb mate gonna take a dump
sneaky shit ?
nah mate anal log
fuck good luck mate *taps ass* *strokes tail*
by anonymous March 1, 2022
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