July 24

National slap your sister day.

national slap your sister day is July 24 where you slap your sister every time they are being annoying

by Shawxx July 24, 2021

dry july

Another month relating to masturbation, but in this month, no form of lubrication can be used

You thought Destroy Dick December was rough? Wait until Dry July!

by Jacaranda1027 v2 January 7, 2018

fourth of july

national sam wilson day, fourth of july is now classified as national sam wilson day.

person: hey it’s fourth of july happy america day

better person: no it’s not it national sam wilson day

by you will never knowwww July 1, 2021

July 25th

National slap your aunt day

*slaps aunt*

aunt: WHAT WAS THAT FOR DJENUDNEISVDID
me: its july 25th

by cherriPOP July 24, 2021

Julie khan

A slag who sells steroids to the elderly and also cleans the dishes. Makes a banging scrambled egg. Also a slag.

Hey julie khan, you free for tonight

by Kkhan0121 May 4, 2019

july 10th

july 10th is national bad bitch day 😘💅🏽 .

her : OMG DO YOU SEE HER??
him : who the bad bitch born on july 10th??
her : uh yea i guess ..

by baddie_j0rdan December 13, 2020

July 16

July 16 is known as National Swerve Day! This is the day that Erin Trude got swerved!!

Wow today is July 16 that’s “National Swerve Day”!

by emmawhitpsu2024 April 30, 2021