When a woman named Jess enters a situation her luck becomes whatever better or worse depending on how funny it would be for that situation
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A rare and elite human being. Known for being an absolute legend, effortlessly cool, and a certified hot chick without even trying.
Someone whose presence instantly lifts the mood of a room. Loyal, hilarious, and naturally beautiful inside and out.
Warning: Prolonged exposure may cause admiration, laughter, and mild obsession.
A rare and elite human being. Known for being an absolute legend, effortlessly cool, and a certified hot chick without even trying.
Someone whose presence instantly lifts the mood of a room. Loyal, hilarious, and naturally beautiful inside and out.
Warning: Prolonged exposure may cause admiration, laughter, and mild obsession.
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Person 1: Dude I just found out the SSJ4 Gogeta Parody account was ran by Jess!
Person 2: And I just found out the Studio Mappa Parody account is ran by Jess!
Person 1: Jess Twitter Theory strikes again!
Person 2: And I just found out the Studio Mappa Parody account is ran by Jess!
Person 1: Jess Twitter Theory strikes again!
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Please, don't let her go.
Please, don't let her go.
Girl: Jesse, the most said that she's my friend!
Girl 2: lucky! She's so nice and cool!
Jesse (girl): is a beautiful person
Girl 2: lucky! She's so nice and cool!
Jesse (girl): is a beautiful person
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