Jerk Dirkin'

When someone is slacking off or mesisng around.

"Monte, stop Jerk Dirkin' around and paint the fireplace."

by MMM420 December 17, 2011

jerk spice

Male ejaculation.

Katie was round for dinner the other night and complained that my cooking was shit so I put some jerk spice on her chicken.

by Graydawwwg February 23, 2012

Jerkal Tunnel

Carpal tunnel from jerking off too much is jerkal tunnel.

I rub one out at least 5 times a day, hope I don't get jerkal tunnel.

by AmberLyn May 10, 2012

Jerkasaurus

A person who has exhibited abnormally large amounts of rudeness or has said something especially heinous.

Kelly walks into the room...

"Well hello Kelly McFatass! Quick grab a chair! Outta breath already, aren't ya?"- Ian

"Ian you are a jerkasaurus!!!"- Kelly

by K-rex15 October 25, 2012

jerk wrangler

What you call a girl that attracts the worst of men. The poorest, lamest jerks in the San Diego area.

Wheres Casey?
That girl, such a jerk wrangler, shes out with another douchebag.

by MGoodlife October 16, 2013

jerkdom

The state of being a jerk. Example: I feel that I should call people out on their jerkdom when appropriate.

Bob's jerkdom makes him an intolerable person to be around.

by Hippie_Nurse February 10, 2014

Jerk Safari

The act of Masturbating in every house or new place you go to and calling it your Jerk Safari. Photos are taken for memories.

Charlie: Yeah bro I've been on a 24 year jerk safari with no end in sight!

Stranger: Thats great man.

Charlie: Fuck oath champ!

by Mr Floral shirt June 12, 2014