Jason is a really funny guy. He is super cool and is really fun to be around. He is better than anyone at piggyback wars. If you have a Jason in your life consider yourself externally lucky.
by Jgill07 July 08, 2019
Jason is the worst person on planet earth. At first glance he seems like a somewhat interesting person, but the longer you look the more he looks like some ancient creature that belongs in the primordial soup. Sometimes, you may think he is thinking, but you would be surely mistaken, as his mind is blank (save for an occasional catgirl). He is the largest simp known to man, how he manages to hold a thought for that long is beyond me. His appearance is almost as bland as the women he simps for, and his voice sounds like a shepard tone of a cat falling into a garbage disposal.
Greg: " I wish I could never see jason again"
Boris: "Same"
Tabatha: "he once pee'd into a glass of milk and called it a liquid egg"
Boris: "Same"
Tabatha: "he once pee'd into a glass of milk and called it a liquid egg"
by chadsmith11 October 14, 2020
Jason is a dude, he has very good luck because he get good at everything. He is good at math and Chinese. Jason is jason he likes giving you hugs i think. Jason is cool and is nice to have him in life cause he sometimes will give you candy so you will never starve to death :)
by Heheheholan November 07, 2020
An atlethic god, he plays sports to keep him fit like football, basketball, running and probably skies aswell. This most often gives him a perfect body which the ladies always love, with that a enourmous dick to go with it, and he probably knows how to use it too.
by yup,itsme May 17, 2021
He has just the fattest fucking cock you've ever seen and he's nice he's also very funny and nice he's a nice person
by Butt3n September 15, 2021
a homosexual homosapien that never knows what to do with himself. bike life or no life? mustache or no mustache? blondes or brunettes? the world may never know. ;)
by candycrusher1703 February 09, 2019
Jason is tall and skinny has is strong. He likes to fight. He likes this on girl named Kendall and can't get over girls he likes. Has brown hair and plays sports and a trumpet. Is smart and good looking.
Jason is smart.
by Avdoc November 07, 2018