Jason

An American name. Usually not loyal to Logan Paul, Only Loyal to Smosh. Usually sucks at every game except for Assasins Creed, He is always nice to his friends, He gets shy sometimes, Doesn't know how to swim. Extremely Scared of swimming pools, Uses google voice to search up stuff (most of the time), Likes to play GTA 5 but not that good at it.

I am a Jason.

by Jason Singh August 1, 2018

Jason

A creep who 9/11ed the twin towers. He thinks he has alot of friends but this is so incorrect. He thinks his sooooo good at everything but he sucks at it. But he is making mum jokes all the time but when time comes to be serious he is serious

Jason

by Lason McDermott August 10, 2018

Jason D

Jason Is the guy that always dates the pretty girls the girls that everyone likes and super buff at that.

Jason D is cool dude

by Uusushsndnd February 1, 2019

Jason-ing

The act of being with a group of friends, having good time, then randomly walking away like a ghost without saying good bye and making people think you were either man-stolen or dead in a ditch.

Night out with the boys: Bro is so nice to finally be out kicking it with the boys, we need to do this more often. Hey, where the fuck is Todd? They search the area, call the police, send out search parties and Todd cannot be found. The next day Todd shows up to work and just buddy fucked everyone by walking away Jason-ing.

by Redmouse69 February 8, 2019

Jason

a homosexual homosapien that never knows what to do with himself. bike life or no life? mustache or no mustache? blondes or brunettes? the world may never know. ;)

nancy: i clogged my toilet
catherine: aw man, i think i put too many jason’s in there!

by candycrusher1703 February 9, 2019

Jason-born

the unholy bringer of death...it is a mixture of Jason voorhees from the Friday the 13th series and the Dragonborn from skyrim

But there is one all of humanity fear...he is voorheekiin JASON-BORN ......MUH-CHET-EEE

by Cash Grab September 10, 2018

Jason Guse

An absolute beauty of a man, perfect body, can get any women he wants with the snap of a finger. Hugh Mungus cock, makes OG Mudbone look like a newborn. On the inside, hes a great guy, and will take you on bowling alley types dates, but behind closed doors its WRAPS. Marry a Jason Guse.

"Oh my gosh, Jason Guse made me unable to walk last night, it was incredible"

by garfield's_ass123 October 5, 2018