Goblin Gang

Goblin gang is a very stupid music group containing McChicken Jr, John Bootlick, Lil Vending Machine, Elf Sr, and will. They notably keep holding back their album Evil Aliens From Hell Vs. Markiplier Skeleton due to having to attend to multiple spider funerals going from October of 2024 to around February 2025. The tragic passing of rapper YungBallGag known for having 6 microphones at once also contributed to the albums delayed release. Lil Vending Machine, stated "I'm hungry" while at a Target and talking to a Pikachu plushie while high in the electronics section. The displacement of the release of the undesired album made McChicken Jr. mother, Donald, quite sad because it offputs her sons moving out date once again. She said in an interview with a plastic 5 below microphone, "Why won't he leave me alone" and instantaneously started sobbing on my new shoes.

Goblin gang sucks ass bro

by Agobafule December 3, 2024

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Butter Goblin

A buttery delicious micro-bakery run by a sexy tall tiny toqued woman

Everyone should go check out Butter Goblin on Thursday December 8th @ Habit Coffee

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Cock goblin

What Jon does as a day job.

Jon is a cock goblin.

by Flex fire February 9, 2023

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Crohn’s goblins

The little goblins running through terrorizing your colon when you have the shits.

Where is Russ? He’s at the shitter again, the crohn’s goblins are terrorizing him today.

by Cornhole hunter April 17, 2025

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mog goblin

A person who won’t stop mogging. They will mog in public, in pictures, even by themselves. They mog to a point where you might need to ask if they are doing ok

“Holy shit Bro can you stop mogging for two seconds! Your being such a mog goblin right now we aren’t even in public!”

by ASAPpinneaple May 15, 2024

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