fail goggles

When a guy/girl fails at getting action or maintaining a relationship with a person, he/she won't find others as attractive as said person. The strength/length of fail goggles is dependent upon time and emotional attachment.

Guy - "I just don't find her that attractive."

Friend - "Dude, you just broke up, so you have the fail goggles on. She's a 10 and I know you'd normally agree with me."

by kanji_sasahara October 24, 2011

front-to-back fail

The mistake couples make when a partner sticks his penis or a lesbian uses a dildo or her fingers to penetrate the anus of a woman and then proceeds to stick the same appendage into the woman's vagina. They fail to realize that the woman's vagina will be contaminated with germs from the anus.

The lesbian porn scene was intense, but there was a front-to-back fail at the end of the scene. One of the women may need to do a heavy duty cleansing. dirty vagina, vaginal infection, unclean, wipe front to back, stinky gouch

by joecoolthefool February 10, 2015

doyelic fail

a fail that fails so much, that it is not even worthy of being called a fail.

dude 1: did you see that jock make a thats what she said joke about a blanket?
dude 2: yea man, that was a fail
dude 1: no man, that was a doyelic fail

by giantdick007 March 8, 2010

jack fail

When you are salty that you do not win the things that matter.

Wow man I totally just jack failed that quiz.
What'd you get?
95% But I didn't win Concerto/Aria.

by GbagSwagmaster December 15, 2016

the failed pullouts

a unique group of friends, who cherish and help each other out in the good and the bad. Bitches at school hate this group...why you may ask well cus they live off drama and they just mad they can’t stay with one bestie😌

I wish I had the failed pullouts with me rn:(

by Coochiedestroyer999 May 24, 2021

heimlich maneuver fail

When you fail to perform the Heimlich maneuver and end up fucking the entire life.

I just made a Heimlich maneuver fail

by BabbleBoy February 11, 2023

Failed Abortion

⑴ An unsuccessful infant abortion.
⑵ When ⑴ is used as verb. and comp. it indicates the person speaker is speaking to/mentioning is worthless and/or should've not been born.

⑴ "An unsuccessful abortion of infant led their parent to death."
⑵ "What? You're literally a failed abortion!"

by Confl1ct_ May 28, 2024