bird-lady

An english teacher that caws like a bird and makes randy jokes like "Calpurnia should get on the stick." She can be noticed by her noah and the ark dress, and she keeps information on all of her students in a desk drawer, "just in case." She lives in a tree.
"I hated English today."

"Yeah, that woman is such a bird-lady."
by Billiemarie Marshall June 17, 2008
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Feed the Birds

Okay you're walking and eating something you can't throw out. Instead of just littering, crumble it up and "feed the birds"
There's no garbage cans here. oh well. When I'm done with this burger I'll just feed the birds.
by Necryn May 31, 2015
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Bird Guitar

When a person plays an "air guitar" but uses his penis for the strings.
Perry played the best bird guitar solo to "Guns N Roses - November Rain"
by MarcD August 22, 2006
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birthday bird

bloke1: "where's my birthday bird?"
bloke2: "she's snogging that other bloke over there"
bloke1: "bollocks! i have to get pissed now"
by chris.c July 27, 2006
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HOE BIRD

An attractive female only interested in some quick action with a morally lacking man.Although it can be used to insult the female persuasion, it is generally a rather common occurence.Wants the excitement of the chase but none of the drama of a relationship.
Slang for hoochie, but with positive conotations. "Girl, you a crazy ass hoe bird!!"
Not to be confused with hoodrat, as this female is in complete control of her actions and takes a certain amount of pride in all that she endeavors to complete.

"Man, that girl be a hoe bird, trying to get a lunch meet at the Rode Hard Motel."
by Chellegab June 13, 2008
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Dead Birds

Dead Birds por vida is a Visalia/Tulare 'crew' made up of a few friends. All had to go through initiation, not counting the founders and a member, Finch.
The majority are against ignorance, and such. Basically, A bunch of nobodies with no life.
It's a joke, not meant to offend hardcore gangs, but just go mock the ignorance that goes a long with it.
They pose no threat...to anyone...except themselves.
Yo momma; Oh shit! Here come the dead birds!
Me; What the hell are you talking about? It's only a bunch of wierdos...
by Jess Martinez October 11, 2006
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bird

a very very very lame way of sayin "yo momma"
Boy: ur gay!!
girl: yo bird.
boy: who tha hell says that? i mean wat the hell is that sposed 2 mean anyway?
girl: its another way of sayin yo momma.
boy: then y the hell dident u just say yo momma :|...
girl: ...iono because im a follower n not a leader and i do wat the masses do... *runs and crys*
by TaMichael November 10, 2006
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