Where you gut a bird and use it as a condom. Usually used as a last resort on prom night. Slogans include: "Protect your pecker with a pecker".."Don't bang your bird without your bird".."Let the bird see your worm".."Birds love seeds, give them your seed"
Elliot had nothing to use on prom night, as a last minute thought he gutted this poor sparrow and made a Bird Condom. He used that instead, safe to say for the least of it, he protected his pecker.
by Liquailliam May 17, 2014
Get the Bird Condommug. Okay you're walking and eating something you can't throw out. Instead of just littering, crumble it up and "feed the birds"
by Necryn June 2, 2015
Get the Feed the Birdsmug. An english teacher that caws like a bird and makes randy jokes like "Calpurnia should get on the stick." She can be noticed by her noah and the ark dress, and she keeps information on all of her students in a desk drawer, "just in case." She lives in a tree.
by Billiemarie Marshall June 17, 2008
Get the bird-ladymug. by MarcD August 22, 2006
Get the Bird Guitarmug. by TDC512 October 16, 2010
Get the Boner Birdsmug. An attractive female only interested in some quick action with a morally lacking man.Although it can be used to insult the female persuasion, it is generally a rather common occurence.Wants the excitement of the chase but none of the drama of a relationship.
Slang for hoochie, but with positive conotations. "Girl, you a crazy ass hoe bird!!"
Not to be confused with hoodrat, as this female is in complete control of her actions and takes a certain amount of pride in all that she endeavors to complete.
Slang for hoochie, but with positive conotations. "Girl, you a crazy ass hoe bird!!"
Not to be confused with hoodrat, as this female is in complete control of her actions and takes a certain amount of pride in all that she endeavors to complete.
by Chellegab June 13, 2008
Get the HOE BIRDmug. by mrpalermo March 6, 2018
Get the angry birdmug.