Shoot This Motherfucker

Common reply to when does something horribly fucked up, cringe, or just down bad.

Example 1:

(Degenerate)Person 1: Oh my god bro we just kicked this kitten on the street it was so funny

Person 2: Shoot This Motherfucker

Example 2:

(Degenerate)Person 1 : Haii guys!!! UWU!
Person 2: The fuck is wrong with you? Shoot this motherfucker.

by RandomDudeOnTheInternetBecause June 12, 2023

Hoe Shoot

A photo shoot where attire is naked or semi-naked.

I’m doing a hoe shoot with my home girls.

by Rawdyme January 14, 2022

shoot the baboon

The required response to a situation in which technology fails a presenter in front of an audience, making unpreparedness blatantly obvious and captivating, as if there as a baboon in the room.

Make sure you double check your laptop battery, so you don't have to shoot the baboon.

by djmuz May 31, 2016

shoot up

to ring someone up, or shoot someone a call.

“I’ll shoot up John later about the party!”

by antoxx11 October 22, 2022

Gun-shooting knife

Something that cannot be obtained by being human. You have to go through ruthless suffering and torture to obtain this item and it will all be for nothing once you meet inevitable death. First you have to play skyrim for 30 hours straight then kill your mother. Second step is to leave the house with all pets and train them in animal fighting rings. Third step is get married, fourth step is kill your husband/wife. And steal the ring back. That’s an important step. The fifth and final step is to sacrifice yourself and the rings by supergluing them onto your body and jumping into a volcano, to which your pets will follow you as well. The sixth but optional step is to break out of hell and ascend to heaven (where you rightfully belong). This is how you obtain this item.

“Wow I would literally climb up a volcano and toss my body into it to get a gun-shooting knife.”
“My wife hates gun-shooting knives.”
“Please help me, Jasper stole my gun-shooting knife.”

by epicguy193 September 10, 2022

Shooting the glue gun

Shooting the glue gun is a sex move where you shoot cum out of your genital and aim it at your partner, if they wish to be decorated in your liquids.

Luke and Amy where having sexual activity, and Amy was shooting the glue gun. She ejaculated all over Luke.

by Your mother 6969 August 17, 2024

Shoot far

Oh crap, dang it

Momma asked me to feed the pet gator and we were out of chickens, shoot far!

by fsafdjkljoidjjiojqwj111223344 December 29, 2021