Face Race

A face race is a contest between two or more females that consists of each female sitting on another person's face one at a time. Each female grinds and mashes their honey pot goodnees all over the face of the third person until they reach orgasm. Usually the face of the person is glazed like a Krispy Kreme donut.

The event is timed and the female with the shortest time to orgasm wins.

'Did you hear what happened at the family reunion last night?'

'No, I didn't'

'Grandma and Aunt Ginger got so drunk, they forced Dad down on the ground and held a Face Race.'

by El_bronco August 19, 2012

Brick to the face

Smashing a brick into a jaw of an unsuspecting person with intent to knock them out.

a man comes in who just slept with your wife.
BRICK TO THE FACE!!
they wont do it again.

by Turtlle May 6, 2010

Trading faces

Another term for "making out"

Dude, i saw you and Megan trading faces at the dance!

by Jeffum February 23, 2009

techno face

The snarling motion of your lip when you hear some hard/emotional/unbelievable techno music.
The suprised look of awe when you hear something amazing for the fist time in a techno track.
The look you have when a DJ is hitting that button in your gut.

Oh my god look at his/her techno face.
Let me see your techno face.
This is my techno face.
Usually captured by random photos.

by mattie mossmoss June 30, 2006

Emma-Face

A much played game which never ends. The player must attempt to stroke the face of an "emma" that he/she may know, with characteristically moist hands. This is no doubt a uncomfortable, but pleasurable experience for both participants.

I tried to Emma-face her, but she got away

by Carabiner1 October 24, 2010

klar face

1. Coming from extreme homosexual backround: 2. being beat by one's father

I hate peter Kane. I wish him dead

by ihatepeterkane February 27, 2005

Sugar faced

An alternative to getting drunken on the weekends. Where mass amounts of sugar are eaten, to the point of getting some what of a sugar high and/or getting sick. The sources vary from soda to pudding to maple syrup. A revolutionary idea started by a small group of boys from school named Heritage Christian, in Anchorage Alaska that is spreading to other schools in the area!

Ahh man lets get sugar faced! Ayo I'll get the soda!

by Marie Johnston April 1, 2008