he has almost shot up a school multiple times. He literally pulled the gun out got scared and shoved it up his ass and started crying. he is a disappointment. he is on so many meds a had to use my fingers my toes and my two balls to count them.
by DADDY OVERLORD December 12, 2018
Get the evan raupemug. Literally one of the best people ever. He’s funny and handsome and can blow you away with his beautiful laugh. If you ever meet an Evan keep him.
by thats poggers man April 21, 2022
Get the Evanmug. Someone everyone loves. He attracts everyone. Everyone wants him, but unfortunately for the 699,999,999,999 other humans, he’s all mine ❤️❤️❤️ Evan, I love you baby!
Evan is soooooooooo smexy
by Kanga Roo 🦘 January 20, 2021
Get the Evanmug. evan cig syndrome is a syndrome where you smoke so much that you start coughing so much even when your not smoking you also need to be retarded, this is caused by smoking/drinking a shit ton a kid, you’ll seem pretty dumb maybe you’ll have your mouth open all the time and be a mouth breather, maybe you’ll join the crips who knows
by stopthecrips December 7, 2023
Get the evan cig syndromemug. Evan is the guy who acts like a total grandpa and looks like one. He always drives a 2wd truck and complains. He already has a hunchback and needs help walking. His shirts in the summer are normally a greasy cut off, he thinks he’s better than everyone anywhere he goes.
by Soysauce2023 December 17, 2021
Get the Evanmug. A hot, strong, sexy man who is capable of anything when it comes to sex. He gets all the chicks he chooses.
Person 1: woah you see that guy over there? He looks like he’s good in bed.
Person 2: well of course that’s EVAN.
Person 1: oh
Person 2: well of course that’s EVAN.
Person 1: oh
by Gay AL’s Big Gay Boat Ride January 11, 2018
Get the Evanmug. Evan is a nice, cool, sexy guy. All the girls want him and all the guys want to be him. Evan usually has the most sex in a group of friends because of his huge dick
by Eatthisguysdick October 22, 2019
Get the Evanmug.