A fucking dipshit who loves anime and roleplay. He is a wiibu who likes sticking his penis inside other animals. He looks like a blobfish had a child with Whoopie Goldberg. He has a mullet, no friends, and the IQ of a starfish. Nobody lies Evan.
"Eww, It's Evan."
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Get the Spy Evan mug.Evan is a decently smart dude that becomes confused and gets lost half the time. His hair is fucking alive whenever you to he is very good in sports. His hair grows extremely fast and he tends to shower once a year. He is very rich but weirdly, he does not buy clothes quite often and he wears the same thing everyday. On the bright side he gets straight A's on most of his tests but he does shit when it comes to art. If you ever meet an Evan, i suggest you leave the country. His jokes are cheesy most of the time especially on his social media. HE MASTURBATES HIS HANDS AND ITS SO ANNOYING, LOL
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