dumb as shit

So incredibly idiotic that i have to compare it to an inanimate object, like feces.

"Why is six afraid of seven?"
"cuz seven eight nine."
that was dumb as shit.

by Jnance October 10, 2003

dumbalex

A reference to to people who pretend they're Alex Trebek, host of Jeopardy, but are actually total retards. Synonymous with dumbass and dumb-ass but generally reserved for nerds pretending to be authorities on particular topics.

That dumbalex spent 10 minutes trying to convince me that global warming is a liberal hoax.

by JerseyRocks January 9, 2009

Dubstep Drunk

That feeling you have been when you've listening to dubstep for a while and you don't really know what songs are good or bad anymore, and you just go crazy.

Hey dude, last night at that party was great!

Man I got Dubstep Drunk and grinded with some chicks.

by Pokenoob December 1, 2011

Dumb Twat

Anyone who uses this shitty site.

Mike: I went on UrbanDictionary the other day.
Everyone Else: Wow what a dumb Twat

by Drakeon May 30, 2017

Dumb High IQ

When you claim to have an IQ so unreasonably high that you prove to everyone you’re dumb.

“Did you hear Deji claimed he has a 189 IQ?”
“Wow that’s a dumb high IQ.”

by Tux Taco May 5, 2021

Backwards Dumb Bitch

A woman that leaves a good man for a lesser boy

1. He has a lower paying job.
2. He has to move in with her to get out of his moms basement.
3. He's ugly as fuck.
4. He doesn't own a car.
5. He has a smaller dick.
6. He's he is still in love with his ex.

Any of these or all defines her as this.

You broke up with your man for this kid you are a Backwards Dumb Bitch

by Joeboo October 5, 2016

That dumb bitch kira

that girl who gets a bruise on her leg and looks it up thinks its cancer and cries. that girl who likes a boy who doesn't like her and she cries. that girl how has 10 billion guy friends and still says "ugh i wish i had a boyfriend." She's also cute or whatever.

oh my gosh! that dumb bitch kira is here.

by thatboichristian December 8, 2018