dookie diamond

A adornment for ones anus, who has been robbed from elasticity, from too much anal sex

I bought my dookie diamond after a long weekend in Palm Springs

by Crod2380 September 14, 2016

Skyler Diamond

A strong individual with their own sense of self. Eccentricity and intelligence held together with artistic flair. Loyal, independent, and strong willed. Hates drama, and being lied too.

Skyler Diamond is badass.

by Thediamondscene December 19, 2016

crapping diamonds

An individual who is so scared, their lower intestinal tract and rectum are so tight as to create diamonds from feces.

A GOP strategist named Rick Wilson tweeted Friday, “A little bird tells me that a certain White House staff member whose name rhymes with Beeve Stannon is crapping diamonds over Parscale.

by rasputin1952 June 19, 2017

tyler diamond

Super cool guy when you get to know him. Seems kinda like a loser but isn't. Always makes everyone laugh even if it is at him.

That guy is such a Tyler Diamond. He seems like an annoying piece of shit but he's actually rly funny.

by Jako2019 August 24, 2017

lady diamond

The logical extension of "lady wood"...because a diamond is harder than wood ...and the obvious relationship to the small hard jewel (the man in the boat) between a woman's legs.

She woke up with lady diamond having dreamed of him all night long

by foodie52 October 22, 2017

cz diamonds

crystals that shine and are cut like diamonds

nigga them diamonds not real they cz diamonds

by BTA CAM May 30, 2018

Fuck Diamond

The Fuck Diamond is a sexual stance in which a female and male pair both in the side splits are secured together by their ankles or sides of their feet. The elasticity of each participant's groin will keep the pair in continues motion.

Bro."Hey dude, how was that girl you brought home last night"
Dude."Bro she was wild! we did the Fuck Diamond all night!"
Bro."That's rad dude!"

by Dick Tug-nuts May 30, 2018