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Cole rant

So fat he literally is at the back of the bus and ways it down and when he makes sexy time he poop shit fart you are so gay
by Pineapple peanut October 9, 2021
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Cole Schatz

A person who talks shit online but is a pussy in real life. But sometimes he can be cool.
Did you see that Cole Schatz in the group chat?
by JasonBakeThatFlake November 6, 2019
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cole

he’s the most handsomest sweetest boy you’ll ever meet. he makes me laugh more than anyone else. he’s tall, dark, and handsome, has the best smile, my most favorite pair of perfect brown eyes, and a pouty (and very biteable) bottom lip. he’s a bit of a trash panda and is kind of on his man period a lot but it’s okay. he’s polite, really freaking smart, and mature even though he always teases me for being shorter and older. he’s the best boyfriend i could ever ask for and i hope i get to love him forever. he makes me the happiest. if you know a cole, i’d love him as much as you can, you won’t regret it.
coleee, i love you more than anyone. like the most.
by babygorl69 June 4, 2023
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Cole

Cole is a tall hairy child who needs his ass wiped because its so massively filled with hair.
person:who Cole?
Me: ohh Cole he's hairy
by urmommymilker October 12, 2021
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Cole

Cole is the type to fuck dudes and send nudes
Cole: *sends nudes* get over here Tyrone
by Immune air May 16, 2022
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Cole

The man of my dreams. The most understanding, loving, caring, patient, funny, and most handsome man to walk this earth. He is such a wonderful listener. He gives the best advice, and guides you in the right direction! No matter how long it takes, if he knows its worth it he will do any & everything to prove & show you Hes not going anywhere. he only wants you, he'll make you feel protected, loved, cared about, beautiful, strong, worthy, ect. He'll be your other,better, greater half, the rock that built your world, partner in crime, soul mate, best friend, rider, hubby, the love of your life, ect.. His eyes are so indescribable you'll get lost in those green eyes but you'll also fall in love with them. You'll love the way stares at you, holds you, kisses you, he does everything he can to make you happy, make you smile, feel loved, protected, worthy, no matter his sacrifice. You'll fall in love with his laugh, smile,eyes, & everything from head to toe,& everything inside & outside, even the things you don't get to see or touch. Everyday you'll fall more in love with him & he will fall with you! He'll always be on your side, & have your back. He'll do whatever to show you a different way of life. He'll stand by your side and never give up on you, or let you give up on your self, he'll push you an get you to where we both need to been in life. I could go on forever, all im saying is get your self a Cole. But not my Cole, because. I ain't ever letting go or sharing my hubby!
Most handsome, loving, caring, patient, strong,funny, smart,ect. Man alive a Cole find you're one
by T joy May 31, 2018
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Cole

Bros hot ong bros pp is big to.
"omg is that cole hes so cool i wish i was him"
by hwing9000 March 9, 2022
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