by alana buttface March 6, 2022
Get the chloe mug.A self-entitled, left-wing, Zoomer female who thinks that every TikTok post and every IG rant has meaning. She grew up with social media and believes that everything she says publicly is important. She annoyingly supports anything that is fashionable with little to no recourse, and constantly judges others based on her own image of the world. They regularly complain about everything. Self-defined as a 3 generation feminist, but also consider themselves well-traveled / well-read, "over-educated," vegan, pro-choice, "liberal," and "anti-fascist." They openly use pronouns such as "she, her and hers," to virtue signal the LGBT-Q community even though most gays talk shit about them behind their back. They regularly trash their suburban families as "basic" and their parents as "boomers" even though they financially support their living expenses and purchasing habits.
Appearance:
Pierced nose, little to no makeup, unshaved armpits, purple or pink hair, and a bitchy/aggressive attitude.
Habitat:
New York, Los Angeles, Boston, San Francisco, Chicago, Atlanta, or D.C.
Employment:
A Chloe will usually work in the following departments: Human Resources, Corporate Legal, Affirmative Action / EEO, Graphic Design, Public Relations, Diversity and Inclusion, Advertising, or Policy/Procurement.
Fun fact-- most Karens started out as a Chloe once upon a time ago, except they've now turned their self-absorbed nonsense to be about their children instead of their pick-a-cause SJW crap.
Appearance:
Pierced nose, little to no makeup, unshaved armpits, purple or pink hair, and a bitchy/aggressive attitude.
Habitat:
New York, Los Angeles, Boston, San Francisco, Chicago, Atlanta, or D.C.
Employment:
A Chloe will usually work in the following departments: Human Resources, Corporate Legal, Affirmative Action / EEO, Graphic Design, Public Relations, Diversity and Inclusion, Advertising, or Policy/Procurement.
Fun fact-- most Karens started out as a Chloe once upon a time ago, except they've now turned their self-absorbed nonsense to be about their children instead of their pick-a-cause SJW crap.
Yo man I'm so sick and tired of Chloe telling everyone how to do their jobs when all she does is talk shit all day with her friends and post memes on TikTok. When was the last time she ever did anything other than shame people who don't correctly sort their garbage into the 15 different recycling bins?
Chloe: I'm so offended that you've challenged my opinion at this meeting that I am now going to bring you up on harassment charges.
Chloe: I'm so offended that you've challenged my opinion at this meeting that I am now going to bring you up on harassment charges.
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by macu August 21, 2021
Get the chloe mug.A Chloe is the Sweetest little blonde girl you'll meet her eyes are intoxicating. And he smile goes for miles, Chloe's may also go by clover and if you ever find one take her to Starbucks.
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