your dog speaks chinese

One of the best and iconic Kpop quotes/memes made by the one and only Eric Nam, while he was doing a watermelon challenge on Amber Liu's channel

Amber: JackJack, go home (in chinese)
Eric: Your dog speaks chinese

by sujark November 19, 2020

harder than Chinese calculus

A phrase used to describe an extremely difficult task or how hard an object is. The inference is that calculus is difficult by itself and in Chinese, a seemly nonsense language compared to English, it is extremely hard. Etymology: Midwest slang.

That girl is so hot, she makes my dick harder than Chinese calculus.

My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."

by Chris4444 January 9, 2012

Chinese Finger Trap

The act of applying super glue as lubricant while having sex. It allows some movement, while at the same time sticking and slowing you down.

My friend, never settle for super glue, rubber cement will give you the best chinese finger trap

by Life changer July 19, 2010

Ancient chinese secret

The thing that retarded chinese man blabbers about.

-In my lair captured-
You: OMFG!! WHAT DO I DO NOW?!!!!!!11111
Me: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU ARE NOW TRAPPED WITH CHINESE DUCT TAPE!!!! *thunder storm* BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
You: Hmm...there must be some way to get out of here... *uses a............thing* YESSSSSSSSSSS
-3 hours later-
Me: WTF HOW DID THEY GET OUT?!
*chinese man pops out from nowhere*
Chinese man: Ancient chinese secret.. *brings scissors*
Me: Fuck.

by Light dragon (Anti-ED person) September 23, 2010

Chinese Food Crip

Anyone acting in such a manor that may pose as an interference or some sort of disruption in the daily life of someone who is of Serkish ethnicity. This may include, but is not limited to:

A) Anyone working for an IT Department
B) Any hot female having a boyfriend and who is loyal to him
C) Anyone who is stupid

That damn IT guy just installed some new software on our computers. My computer now takes twice as long to open up my files. That f***ing bastard is a Chinese Food Crip.

by Maypop February 26, 2005

chinese dragon fire

a crazy sex position that involves the female putting one leg behind her head while her other leg is wrapped around the man. The man then penetrates from behind while his legs are wrapped around the female.

Arista wanted to have Tony do the Chinese Dragon Fire to her.

by Jerry Woodstock January 26, 2011

Chinese daddy educates you

It's basically that guy you met on asian tinder (aka tantan) that makes you want to cum because he actually takes an interest in your life and cares unlike the other cuts that are just trying to climb into your anus and live there because men are shit and should burn like my vag does when Chinese daddy looks at me

Chinese daddy:

How was your day?

Me:
Gah I'm gonna cum

Random person:
Chinese daddy educates you

by I fucked your dad for an orea May 29, 2018