Beached Whale

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.

I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.

by SuckingGlizzies February 10, 2022

beach

a term used usually between friends meaning "bitch" but in a non-offensive and exceptionally funny way

hey beach
eww you ratty ass beach

by queen_slay69 July 11, 2016

beach panties

A word super awesome cool ass people use for bathing suit bottoms

Damn Cameron I forgot my beach panties.

by Camarity June 5, 2018

Gooning on the Beach

A Sex on the Beach cocktail, but with a peach schnapps replacement such as triple sec

We don't have any peach schnapps, but I can make you a Gooning on the Beach instead?

by Toastsuvius April 26, 2025

......south Beach Look Exactly Like The Postal Zip Code 10457-2215-2219.....

......south Beach Look Exactly Like The Postal Zip Code 10457-2215-2219.....

......south Beach Look Exactly Like The Postal Zip Code 10457-2215-2219.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025

Surfside Beach, South Carolina

Wouldn’t this be the best place to escape to?

Surfside Beach, South Carolina

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 10, 2020

down the beach

down the beach = lets go to the beach

Origin = The Shire (Sutherland shire, Sydney, Australia)

Shire boy 1 text: Lets go down the beach

Shire boy 2 text: Okay I will meet you there in 20 minutes. I am catching the train from Sutherland

by Junkie69420 October 10, 2021