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ed

"i have an ed"
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Ed Sheeran

"Guys Ed Sheeran goes to my School!"
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Ed

A person who is downright bad at flirting, and/or making a move on someone they're interested in despite all the ammo and faithful factors that present to them
"He held my hands and basically was playing with it, but I didn't do anything because I think he's just being nice to me"
"You are at Ed status right now."
by lowkeyToxicity November 5, 2023
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Ed sheeran

Ed sheeran is the most hottest man to ever exist on this world. If you ever meet a Ed Sheeran, consider yourself lucky. Gingers are usually very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very horrid...but not this ginger. Ed will find you. Dont open your closet at 3am after saying Ed's name three times, spinning in a circle with 6 pounds of mustard in your hair, playing the flute, while ed sheerans song plays in the back at exactly level 25 of volume. If you do those actions, ed sheeran will come for you. He will be with you in your dreams.
"Ed sheeran! Ed sheeran! Ed shera-"
Everyone else: "DONT SAY THAT OUT LOUD!!!!"
John: "Ed Sheeran is hot"
by Soggy.bread.123 January 20, 2021
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beach(ed) one

To shit such a long turd that it sticks out of the water
Beach(ed) one-“I had to shit so much that I beached one in the bowl.”
by Clark Ruby October 19, 2019
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Total Ed

Total Education (known as "Total ED", or more commonly "Total" by its students) is an alternative learning facility located in Vancouver, British Columbia, for students that aren't compatible with mainstream school. It hosts grades 10 to 12.

About 80% of the students there smoke cigarettes. About 95% are actually really fucking nice people. There's a lot of metalheads and artists.

Generally, the typical student at Total will have had either drug issues, mental health issues, behaviour issues, etc. Our school's a little crazy. But we like it that way, and being around people who have struggled with the same things you have is extremely therapeutic.

The general attitude amongst the students is that they love their school. You always hear people saying how much they like it here. Our school was hosted at Tupper for a while because our school had a fire, and pretty much everybody completely hated it and all the students in it. But we're back, and everyone's happy.
Guy1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Guy2: I go to Total Ed. It's fuckin' awesome.
by littledeath August 19, 2012
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Tim-ed It

When you hit the white cue ball in a game of billiards and it misses every other ball on the table and ends up in on of the pockets. This is also know to a wider audience as a scratch.
by Chris=Hansen September 26, 2024
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