2009-ed

A horrible phenomena that was created by a group of college students who were willing to do anything besides study for their exams. The word refers to the process of going back to someone face-book posts in the past and through liking and commenting bringing old status that deserve to stay dead into the present where everyone can then humiliate the original poster for their naivety and general lack of sense.

Mariah: Did you see that post on Charles wall? He said Twilight was awesome!
Erik: Yeah, someone must of 2009-ed him.

by The Other Watcher December 9, 2013

Ed Sheeran

A generic singer who makes bland, overplayed songs designed for the lowest denominator music listeners. Aka, normies. Also, somehow thinks he's a master guitarist.

Alex: What's your favorite song?

Sophia: Bad Habits - Ed Sheeran.

Alex: Ew that song sucks, listen to good music like Justin Timberlake and Bruno Mars. Normie!

by Raspberry Necessary 35 April 3, 2022

Ed Sheeran

Any redhead anywhere

"Guys Ed Sheeran goes to my School!"

by YASSSSQUEENNOONESTOPSME February 1, 2023

Ed

Ed is simultaneously smart and stupid, and that makes him awesome to be around. He’s the one you turn to for homework while also the one you perform (possibly drunk) shenanigans with. His laugh is contagious and frequent, making any amusing scenario that much better. Spend as much time as you can with Ed.

If you get drunk before an exam but somehow still ace it, you’re an Ed.

by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023

Ed from dripping

A man who says he will call and sound 100% down with it and then never does and he won’t talk for weeks but then say he loves you and will call another time

Aw man don’t pull an Ed from dripping

by Haleybugggg April 22, 2025

Arkady Babchenko-ed

The act of faking your own death, and coming back from the dead less than 24 hours later due to some circumstances that need to be handled.

Bro, Stacy ditched an exam but then Kira's party was that same night so she Arkady Babchenko-ed it.

Dude, I might need to Arkady Babchenko this weekend...I need to do go to the dentist, then meet that brat Krista.

by Anna Winchester June 11, 2018

Ed Pearson

Something only palatable under the most dire circumstances

I’m so hungry I could eat Ed Pearson

by Bifbob7 June 5, 2025