Jason

A Jason is a long walk between two checkpoints while you are fully suited.

-Yo bro you were so drunk last night where the hell did you dissapear ?

-Man I don't even know, I think I pulled off a Jason and went back home.

by Jelly bean August 13, 2017

Jason

A creep who 9/11ed the twin towers. He thinks he has alot of friends but this is so incorrect. He thinks his sooooo good at everything but he sucks at it. But he is making mum jokes all the time but when time comes to be serious he is serious

Jason

by Lason McDermott August 10, 2018

Jason

Jason, often used as another word for "snitch" or "nark". Most people avoid Jason's for this very reason. They will often creep on females 20 years younger.

"Hey did you hear about that police raid"
"Yeah must of been Jason's statements again"

by Wazking June 23, 2023

3 Nipple Jason

3 Nipple Jason is a man from Southern California who had surgery to add a third nipple. He said it was because nipples are his biggest source of pleasure, so why not add a 3rd?

3 nipple Jason rubbed his 3 nipples until they bled

by boner jams 4 April 12, 2023

Jason

Jason is someone who has a mean streak. Jason can be a country music award. Because he drinks a lot of alcohol. Never drives drunk. A Jason has bedroom eyes. & is yummy.

Bend me over like Jason

by Nmk1319 July 30, 2025

Jason

Jasonis the kindest and sweetest person u will ever meet.He has a huge heart and is someone u always wanna be Around.He can be annoying at times but would do anything for his family and significant other.He loves playing games on his ps4 but always makes time for that one special person{in his life.

Wow Jasonloves that girl so much.

by Nana31519 September 16, 2019

Jason Michael Mahaney

The absolute love of my life

Jason Michael Mahaney, you are the most beautiful, intelligent, and absolutely perfect angel that has ever came into my life and I am beyond grateful for your existence<3 -Julia Ann Perry

by JuuuuliaPerry November 24, 2021