Home goblin

A decrepit creature that dwells in its home environment, surviving off pigeon meat and peanut butter. Refuses to go to the office due to their addiction to triggering mouse traps on their genitals

Bro, my flatmate is such a Home Goblin, all I hear from his room is mousetraps going off

by hiknouse420 February 9, 2023

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Ski Goblin

a slightly above average skier or snowboarder typically learning later in life as opposed to your typical madman. Ski Goblins often fall in love with the sport and feel the need to make up for lost time by skipping lunch and sending it down a black at Mach Jesus chasing last chair.

Hey where’s Mikey?

Probably out chasing last chair, dudes a total Ski Goblin.

by Seasoned shredder February 22, 2024

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Goblin Weed

A slang term that when used, essentially means a substance that induces the effects of goblin mode and being zonked out of your gourd at the same time.

Person A: I'm on goblin weed rn man...
Person B: What the fuck are you talking about?

by gremlinmuncher55632 September 22, 2023

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crohn’s goblins

The little goblins that run through your colon when you have the shits.

Where is Russ? He’s at the shitter again. The crohn’s goblins are terrorizing him today

by Cornhole hunter April 17, 2025

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crotch goblin

A word referring to children or babies.

A word used by incels, usually on reddit.

They hate children because they can't have them or are generally a terrible person.

From Childfree subreddit: "Those breeders take it very personally when you call their semen demons or crotch goblins anything besides a perfect angel from heaven."

by Дecca September 27, 2023

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