Puppy

Puppies are cute

"Omg is that a puppy? "
" yes"
"*pat pat"
:D.

by Xan xan xan xan xan December 20, 2021

beatboxing puppy

A tiny puppy who has the ability to beatbox like an adult human.

Jamie: Girl, we've been knowing how to draw,
Athena: Beatboxing puppy.
Jamie: Huh?

(beatboxing ensues)

by iBrokeMyGlasses January 29, 2024

Gush puppy

Gush puppy is when you get your prostate checked doggy style and his anal glands squirt everywhere

“Come hither”
“Oh man I just had a *gush puppy*”

by BishopRox123 January 16, 2021

Puppy parts

a word used for genitalia, most commonly used in puppy play

“Please Mistress, touch my puppy parts!”

by FUCKYEAHYEEEHEE July 20, 2025

The Puppy Problem

When one is so excited about things that they become overwhelmed and are unable to do the very things they are excited about. Like when a puppy plays so much it exhausts itself to the brink of unconsciousness. This kind of overwhelm is often mistaken for anxiety, but it is in fact The Puppy Problem.

Person 1: Is something wrong with Tim? I just saw him trying to talk to this cute girl and he was physically shaking and stuttering his words and then he just left mid-sentence.

Person 2: Nah man he's just excited. Apparently it's called the puppy problem. Just give him some space and he'll be fine.

by Emers0n ∞ July 5, 2012

Puppy Kicker

Noun: Used primarily in vehicular PvP games such as World of Tanks and War Thunder to describe a weapon system (aircraft, tank, ship ect.) That, when in experienced hands, are wildly effective against new players.

Adjective: "puppy kicking" similar to the term "seal clubbing", is the act of experienced players returning to a lower level/tier to compete with new and unskilled players, usually resulting in extremely disproportionate success for the more experienced player. This strategy is normally frowned upon due to its demotivating nature for new players and *usually* diminished benefits to players at high levels. Although this is not always the case. Certain situations may warrant it.

"The P-36C in War Thunder is a bit of a Puppy Kicker"

"Let's go puppy kicking in the tutorial area"

by Grizzly220 September 5, 2023

Puppy salad

A Chinese chicken wing in the butt and double penitration at the same time!!!

A puppy salad is when you Put a Chinese chicken wing(dog meat) in your woman's butt, and stick your junk in her vagina and pound the fuck out of her!!!!

by Robin sack October 6, 2017