black man's willy

Term used for a BMW that has all the extra bling for added performance. Usually an M3 with all the accessories.

Hey Johnny, did you see that Black Man's Willy I bet that makes the girls wet.

by Alphaghettisoup November 17, 2016

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um chucka willy

Um Chucka Willy from a coconut grove he was a mean mother fucker you could tell by his clothes. Black leather jacket and a hairy ass, between his legs was a pound of grass. Lined 100 women against the wall, swore to god he could fuck em all.
Fucked 98 til his balls turned blue, took a shot of whiskey and fucked the other 2. When he died, he went to hell. Fucked the devil and his wife as well. On his tomb stone written in green was "Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin machine".

Have I told you about Um Chucka Willy?

by Ali December 9, 2004

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one-eyed willie

1) Euphemism for a penis, where "one-eyed" refers to the external urethral orifice (or pee-hole) located at the tip of the penis' head.
2) One-eyed willy, both alternate spelling and definition.
Expression's origins: derived from the name popular character from the film "Goonies" (although this context has been permutated with time). See also dong, dick, schlong, willy, wang, johnson, cock.

I have six beers, and next thing I know, I'm staring into the eye of Jake's one-eyed willie.

by Jenn F September 23, 2005

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One armed willy

An urban legend about a one armed man that roams the woods at night giving unsuspecting victims one armed handjobs. Known mainly in the upper peninsula of Michigan, more specifically in the keewenaw peninsula in the county of Baraga (named after William Baraga aka one armed willy).

One armed willy snuck up on me in the woods and boy am I sore

by Onearmedwilly September 15, 2015

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