Term used for a BMW that has all the extra bling for added performance. Usually an M3 with all the accessories.
by Alphaghettisoup November 17, 2016
Get the black man's willymug. Um Chucka Willy from a coconut grove he was a mean mother fucker you could tell by his clothes. Black leather jacket and a hairy ass, between his legs was a pound of grass. Lined 100 women against the wall, swore to god he could fuck em all.
Fucked 98 til his balls turned blue, took a shot of whiskey and fucked the other 2. When he died, he went to hell. Fucked the devil and his wife as well. On his tomb stone written in green was "Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin machine".
Fucked 98 til his balls turned blue, took a shot of whiskey and fucked the other 2. When he died, he went to hell. Fucked the devil and his wife as well. On his tomb stone written in green was "Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin machine".
by Ali December 9, 2004
Get the um chucka willymug. 1) Euphemism for a penis, where "one-eyed" refers to the external urethral orifice (or pee-hole) located at the tip of the penis' head.
2) One-eyed willy, both alternate spelling and definition.
Expression's origins: derived from the name popular character from the film "Goonies" (although this context has been permutated with time). See also dong, dick, schlong, willy, wang, johnson, cock.
2) One-eyed willy, both alternate spelling and definition.
Expression's origins: derived from the name popular character from the film "Goonies" (although this context has been permutated with time). See also dong, dick, schlong, willy, wang, johnson, cock.
by Jenn F September 23, 2005
Get the one-eyed williemug. An urban legend about a one armed man that roams the woods at night giving unsuspecting victims one armed handjobs. Known mainly in the upper peninsula of Michigan, more specifically in the keewenaw peninsula in the county of Baraga (named after William Baraga aka one armed willy).
by Onearmedwilly September 15, 2015
Get the One armed willymug. by UmNotRey June 19, 2019
Get the Willy Wonka Buttmug. by Hunter September 14, 2004
Get the willie lump lumpmug. A dirty little ditty, recited by American school children during the 1970s, especially at summer camps everywhere:
"Um chucka Willy from the Coconut Grove, he was a mean mutha fucka you could tell by his clothes.
He had a black suede jacket and a big hairy ass. His balls were as big as the tits on Mama Cass.
He lined a hundred girls up against the wall and he sweared to the devil that he'd fuck 'em all. On the 98th one he had to stop, cuz a fraction of his balls were about to pop.
He went to the doctor and the doctor said, 'um chucky willy, your balls are dead!'
Written on his grave all pure 'n green, 'Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin' machine.' "
This exists in several similar variations.
"Um chucka Willy from the Coconut Grove, he was a mean mutha fucka you could tell by his clothes.
He had a black suede jacket and a big hairy ass. His balls were as big as the tits on Mama Cass.
He lined a hundred girls up against the wall and he sweared to the devil that he'd fuck 'em all. On the 98th one he had to stop, cuz a fraction of his balls were about to pop.
He went to the doctor and the doctor said, 'um chucky willy, your balls are dead!'
Written on his grave all pure 'n green, 'Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin' machine.' "
This exists in several similar variations.
by petey man October 30, 2011
Get the um chucka willymug.