Why?

Iam "Why would you do that? Why? I don't know why you would do this. How does this not prove I was right all along?"

Hym "I was the 'agent of chaos' by the way. Not you."

Iam "How is that even relevant?"

Hym "I'm just saying."

Iam "It's not helping."

Hym "I'm not trying to help."

Iam "Yeah!? You and EVERYONE ELSE have that in common don't you?"

Hym "They aren't here to help. They're here to feed on your suffering. It sustains them."

Iam "I don't know if he thought this would please me or if I'm supposed to be flattered or insulted?"

Hym "Clearly we're both. At least he understood it. 🤷"

Iam "How are you know the angery one here!?"

Hym "I liked the movie."

Iam "YOU WROTE THE GOD DAMN MOVIE!!!"

Hym "Yes. I'm a genius."

Iam *sigh* "He has an unlimited amount of resources... There is no way he couldn't... Did that clown coats steal my work and win the genius grant?"

Hym "OHOHOHOHO! What a twist! How deep are we in there!? We're in there! We've completely permeated the ether! We did it! We absolutely did it! I'm like Agent Smith or something!"

Iam "HOW ARE YOU NOT ANGRY?"

Hym "How are YOU the greedy one!? Why can't we just revel in our own grandeur?"

Iam "Because everyone else has already beat us to the punch! They're already reveling in our as though they're the ones who deserve it! What the fuck is happening right now!?"

by Hym Iam April 27, 2022

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Get the Why?mug.

Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕

by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016

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Get the Why did you look this up?mug.

Why should people listen to you?

Thanks Dave! I've been meaning to do this one for a couple of days.

Gayve "Why should people listen to you?"

Hym "I'm not making them. Their doing it of their own volition. What gives you the right to stop them? Are children LEGALLY INCOMPETENT? They like it! The little kiddos like what I'm doing to them. It's almost as if.... I'm a retard in a group home............... and I'm having women scheduled to come fuck me. And YOU'RE trying to stop me from fucking them! Ohohohohohoho! See that!? See how that works shidiot?"

by Hym Iam January 18, 2023

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