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wet-hander

noun:

1-One who routinely has clammy
or sweaty palms.

2-One who is notorious for
giving others nasty-wet
handshakes, possibly for
sport, or beacuse the sicko is
amused by doing this to others.
"Great Grilled Cheese Ghost! Colonel
Tricott slimed me again! I honestly
believe that twisted old wet-hander
spends all day lurking around HQ
waiting for me to get some award just
so he can take whatever small bit of
pleasure or miniscule feeling of
accomplishment I might have felt from
it away, by suddenly jumping out of
nowhere and hitting me with the 'old
dead-fish suprise. I truly hate him."
by goodcop8 August 5, 2007
mugGet the wet-handermug.

Wet basement

Damn that fuckin sloppy hooker had the meanest wet basement I ever seen.
by Ricky Kasso May 5, 2009
mugGet the Wet basementmug.

Wet Dilly

When one spits on his/hers dick then inserts into someones ear mimicking a wet willy!
Dude, I gave that slut a wet dilly! Then choked her!!! hollugh
by SlutWagon July 26, 2011
mugGet the Wet Dillymug.

wet johnson

When you ejaculate on a girls belly after sex. Then you scoop it up with your index finger and put it in her ear. Similar to a wet willy.
If you really want to piss off a girl give her a wet Johnson when you're done banging.
by Ltrain1 December 14, 2017
mugGet the wet johnsonmug.

Wet-couch

When your jerking off on the couch and realize cum is on the couch
Oh shit I just wet-couch every where!
by QuadIsGay February 1, 2016
mugGet the Wet-couchmug.

wet congress

Coined in honor of the historic "wet congress" of 1927, it is when a condom is filled with water and tied closed. The condom is then inserted into an orifice. A male's penis is then inserted forcefully into the same orifice. With some hard movement, the force is so great it ruptures the condom, sending water bursting into the chosen orifice.
"Oh my god, that wet congress made me soo wet"
by nile billy December 6, 2007
mugGet the wet congressmug.

wet teabaggery

The telling of outlandish stories and making of outrageous requests for the sake of the lulz.
Jeffery: Man, my dog ate my bicycle, can I have 100 bucks for a new one?

Steve: Man, that's just a load of wet teabaggery!
by slurpstur April 9, 2010
mugGet the wet teabaggerymug.

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