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Van Diesen

A person with Van Diesen as their last name usually gets an F on math, They also struggle to get bitches. Once they actualy manage to get bitches they get roasted because of the small size of their penis.
Girl 1: Van Diesen has such a small dick
Girl 2: I still have nightmares!--
by Flavien109 March 23, 2022
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Adam Van Horn

Adam Van Horn is a name given to only the most handsome and muscular men out there. Adam Van Horn embodies the essence of masculinity and absolutely loves rock. He has a ton of wit, but uses it to annoy the fire out of people, for the sole purpose of fueling his sadistic sense of fun. Adam Van Horn is the perfect example of someone who tries their best to be a fantastic father, and he succeeded. Adam Van Horn is overall around a 8.5/10 human and a fantastic husband and father.
Girl 1: Adam Van Horn is such a stud

Girl 2: Omg I know right? I want to marry him

Adams Wife: I will rip both of your eyeballs out
by BestSonEverBv June 18, 2022
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Weirdo Van Beardo

Typically a male with unkept stubble or oddly disheveled appearance while also driving a suspicious looking van or truck
“Gross there goes another weirdo van beardo driving a broken down van.”
by DarthStellar September 3, 2022
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Van Wijngaarden

Een bedrijfseconomie, maatschappijleer en geschiedenis docent op het kalsbeek college. Heeft in het verleden bij de politieke partij het CDA gezeten. Voornaam is Jan - Wouter. Coolest motherfucker in the game.
"Ik moet naar de les, ik heb Van Wijngaarden."

"Van Wijngaarden geeft me net op mijn bek geslagen."
by Harry de Vries September 30, 2021
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River North Mini Van

Range Rover. Because of their prominence in Chicago’s affluent River North neighborhood, they have overtaken minivans as the family transportation method of choice.
My goomah put the kids in the River North Mini Van and hauled them to the East Bank Club.
by Jgwosu April 21, 2019
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van

a person that takes kids in his van offering candy
hey do you see that van he took those kids
by truck69 January 13, 2021
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jonas van oppen

If your name is Jonas van Oppen u have massive cock and u get all the girls
I wish I was Jonas van Oppen
by JulPringle <3 January 18, 2016
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