All of these birthday cards are practically smothered in unicorn asbestos.
That girl is obsessed with unicorn asbestos.
Excuse me, sir, would you have any unicorn asbestos for men’s beards?
That girl is obsessed with unicorn asbestos.
Excuse me, sir, would you have any unicorn asbestos for men’s beards?
by theeeepeppermintbutler May 8, 2018

Unicorns are creatures of happiness- being unicornical or in the state unicornality means you are equally as happy as a unicorn
You're very unicornical today
by unicorn_1orn June 12, 2018

by Mudhole Queen May 14, 2022

by Patrick C. Bateman April 19, 2017

This guy is a total unicorn poop.
How does this unicorn poop even work?
Jeremy, why is there poop all over my desk? (It's not unicorn poop, but it works)
How does this unicorn poop even work?
Jeremy, why is there poop all over my desk? (It's not unicorn poop, but it works)
by equationslayer12 March 1, 2021

A Bitter Unicorn, they are usually found with a horn covered in blood from using their horn to stab those that offend it.
by Bitterunicorn July 10, 2019

by Makingthingsreal August 13, 2016
