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Tim

Tim is a baller.
He‘s tall and playing basketball all the time. He‘s smart, funny and handsome.
Sometimes he can be a bit annoying, but he always tries his best.
A Tim has many friends but he only trusts few of them.
When Tim grows up he‘s going to be an NBAplayer.

If you have a Tim hang onto him.
Is that Tim?

He‘s so tall, it must be a Tim!
by Sidney.CoM November 22, 2021
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Thanks Tim
by urban$wagger05 November 23, 2021
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tim pool

Any small spherical fecal bolus within the rectum left after a premature contraction of the external sphincter. In general, this refers to a bolus that is too small to exert sufficient intrarectal pressure to trigger its own evacuation but large enough to be perceived by the individual. Upon subsequent rectal packing, and because they have become necrotic with age, these tend to form a black cap, much like a stocking hat, at the leading end of the next stool.
Bryan, I had to cut-off off that last shit early because I was going to be late for tennis practice. I didn’t get it all out and hence, a large tim pool will be first out tomorrow morning, black-capping my morning’s turd. I can’t wait to see it.
by Clay Corbin January 24, 2025
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Tim-Tamitis

When you eat too many Tim Tams (Australian chocolate biscuits) and feel sick.
"Fuck, I ate too many Tim Tams and now I've got Tim-Tamitis."
by ADefinitionofawordithink February 2, 2025
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Tim Cook

The person who, upon becoming ceo of apple, did the equivalent of what McDonnell Douglas did to Boeing when they merged. Shifting them from an honest and reliable company into one that puts money above everything else.
Tim Cook becoming ceo of apple is the equivalent of McDonnell Douglas merging with Boeing. If Steve jobs hadn’t turned down the recommended cancer treatment, apple would be as reliable as it had been all those years ago. If Tim Cook bought Boeing he would probably rush out a new plane every year and make every component proprietary such as engines and landing gear tyres and end up making the plane unsafe by rushing its design like the 737 max and dc-10.
by 99586jnfuc685nfnsngyj March 22, 2025
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Tim

The kindness and genuine guy you will ever meet. His presence will make your entire day. He is cute, Athletic, kind, sweet and the best person to ever talk too. You will be able to talk to him about anything and at anytime. He will listen to all your problems. He is someone you will really care about at anytime in the day, You will even have the urge to check out in the hallways to see if he is still there. He will make u wanna scream his name across the hallway to get his attention. He is the most amazing and sweetest person you will ever meet.
me: feeling down
Tim: Walks down the hallway
me: my wholeday imrpoves
by Woaahah November 23, 2021
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Tims massive beluga head entered the pub way before him, that’s the reason he used to not buy anyone a pint
by MooseyMCMoose November 24, 2021
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