Sausage Scarf

A meaty garment worn around the neck.

Hey bro, nice sausage scarf, where can I get one for myself?

by anonononononymouse June 6, 2016

Sausage Shunter

A person who inserts sausages into their bodily orifices - namely the face and arse. Sometimes also simultaneously.

Gunther was such a sausage shunter, he just couldn't get enough of that meat!

by full of it March 7, 2011

Skinless sausage

To touch oneself until the top-end skin drops off the penis.
Otherwise known as "the naked eye"

In the evening I tend to caress my skinless sausage.
When I'm in the shower I dance with my skinless sausage.

by Fungus Mcfarlagen October 3, 2012

Sausage Omelette

Pronunciation: "Saw-sahge ohm-let"

1. An omelette made with sausage, eggs and various spices.

2. a) Sexual intercourse involving an older male and a older female. b) Any sexual encounter involuntarily observed, involving the observer's mother/male acquaintance older than 45 years.

1. Friend 1: "I've finally gotten eggs so I can make ya'll my famous sausage omelette."

Everyone else: "Yay!"

2. Friend 1: "So I was visiting my parents last week, and I forgot to knock on their bedroom door in the morning. When I walked in, they were making a sausage omelette. I died a little inside."

Everyone else: "Eww..."

by Mewsy July 1, 2009

sausage dildo

It is when you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo

By Teddles,dandalf,jak-e thompspoon an tobyrone.

Are you using that sausage dildo

by Voldaar July 24, 2016

Water Sausage

Its bog weed but make it childish and fun

"OMG Sean look its a bog weed!"
"Sorry its a what?"
"Water sausage"
"No thats a bog weed you Dozy Sod"

by Zoent November 18, 2020

Toasted Sausage

This occurs when you put your dick in the toaster, causing it to be toasted.

Guy 1: What happened to Glen?

Guy 2: His girlfriend left him because he has a toasted sausage.

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018