Log Flume

When someone pisses and shits at the same time, and the shit flows along the piss stream.

Hey, what took you so long?

Sorry, I just dropped a MASSIVE log flume.

by Schmunglin May 29, 2025

Log

Autism

Log autism

by TeeJ2319 October 3, 2023

Log Roll

Taking a shit on a place, person or thing and then manually rolling it over that place, person or thing.

Justin took a shit on Eric’s deck then log rolled it into the pool.

by HamptonsInn August 23, 2020

Logness Monster

A shit so big that it sticks its head up out of the water like the Lochness Monster.

Every time I each a Chipotle Burrito I end up seeing the Logness Monster.

by jensenbox1 May 29, 2025

logging into my zoom

means do what u need to do

girlll im about to log in my zoom; logging into my zoom is mandatory 💯

by iheart.laneyyy June 22, 2023

carpet log

An oblong piece of excrement(Human or Animal) on a carpet

Bro,there's a carpet log in your living room.

by alextheman October 27, 2012

Lincoln Log

Shitty wooden Lego.

15 yr old: Oh man! I got a Lincoln Log set instead of a Lego set!

Friend: dude, grow up. Your fifteen fucking years old. Get a job, get laid, shut the fuck up.

by coleeco22 November 8, 2018