Valentine's Day

A corporate holiday made by a dumb greeting card company where all you do is buy things that will end up rotting or being thrown out, candy that will make you fat and make you hate yourself and buy cards that are pointless when all you can do is say "Hey, I like you. Let's fuck."

Date: I want a (insert expensive Valentine's Day gift here)
Me: Get a job and buy it your fucking self.

by UnstableNerd429 February 22, 2015

Hay Daying

The act of playing hay day for a long period of time.

Me: What have you been doing today?
Sammy: Playing hay day.
Me: For 7 hours?
Sammy: Yeah I've been hay daying.

by TheJoeyP December 16, 2015

Kiss day

Kiss someone on the cheek or hand.

“Hey Jessica it is national kiss day want a kiss?”
Yea🙃."

by Some1:) November 5, 2019

Pitt Day

A day of the year a whole bunch of drunk and drugged kids go into a field in Pitt Meadows that are from different areas in Vancouver and watch fireworks, drink more, get arrested, start fights, be hospitalized and stay up until 4am. Every age goes, but mostly ages 13-20 go. Kids like to watch from the park there as tons of drunk kids yell and scream from the big crowd of people. You better be prepared if you dare to enter the swarm of teenagers or you might come out not the same person.

Last year a kid got stabbed and since my friend lives near the field we offered him pizza without knowing he was running from the cops.

Person: Ready for Pitt Day?

Person 2: What’s Pitt Day?

Person: Ohh you’re in for a treat!

by CycugctHhh May 11, 2019

Purpp Day

Purpp Day, is a cultural and religious celebration held on May 15, the birth date of Smokepurpp, on that day every screams esketit as a celebration chant.

What we doing on Purpp Day?

by based4eva June 14, 2019

Early days

The beginning of a relationship, unofficial. Essential, it's way too soon to tell what will come of this.

Mercutio: What's up with you and Juliet?

Romeo: it's early days...we'll see.

by Skylarzein September 16, 2019

day oner

someone who has always stuck by you and always chooses your friendship/relationship over any and everyone else.

she/he is my day oner, never switched up on me.

by thatbadbitchxx March 29, 2020