whipped cream on waffles for breakfast

When your friend tries to get an embarrassing photo so you trick them

Tony: send me that picture of you Neil, or else I’ll share a text thread between you and Kay!
Neil: uh oh! better not be the text about the whipped cream…
Kay: it’s about whipped cream on waffles for breakfast

by TonyTroller69 June 27, 2025

cambodian breakfast

The act of cracking an egg in a girl's vagina, and fucking her with such force that it scrambles the egg.

Totally gave my chick a Cambodian Breakfast last night. It was delicious.

by youdontmesswithme July 31, 2016

Brazilian Breakfast

A ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is a Romantic act preformed for or by one’s partner. ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is, usually, prepared by expelling hot, soupy diarrhea directly into a mug for the person’s partner as an early morning wake-up treat that is not only very aromatic but also, filling.

“John had been helping me around the house a lot recently, so I decided to surprise him by making him a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ in bed”

“Wow, me and Min did shared a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ last week, it was amazing!”

by reallysleepliion December 21, 2023

Breakfast of champions

A breakfast routine usually followed by champions or hoes involving jizz.

My school cafeteria offers great food, it truly feels like breakfast of champions.

by f me in the asssss September 27, 2021

Ben's Farewell Breakfast

An amazing event for young and old. Far more important than Gymnastics parties.

I can't come to Ben's Farewell Breakfast cause i'm totally retarded and wanna go to a kiddy gymnastic party. Wow i hate myself.

by TheGreenHam June 16, 2010

Breakfastivities

Festivities during the breakfast hour.

We ate 3 pounds of bacon during the breakfastivities this morning.

by scarlettseaglass September 12, 2010

Grilled Breakfast

When you want to tell your friends you had morning sex but don't want to sound vulgar

Hey Stacy, I made a grilled breakfast for Tom and he enjoyed every bite of it.

by saltywhiteballs April 19, 2011