mike the spike

The ultimate bro

He's A Mike the Spike!

by Never gonna know September 12, 2017

Mike Jones'd

When you give out the number 281-330-8004 to someone at the bar, club, or hookup app.

Becky: I think the cute guy from last might gave me a fake number.

Kimberly: What number did he give You?
Becky: 281-330-8004
Kimberly: Girl you got Mike Jones'd

by Higgy24 December 14, 2017

mike hanes

A real jerk who is homo for his dad and has no friends and his mum is gay, his dad is les, his granny tranny, his grandpap a trap, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry non-binary, a ginger wanna be and is a short stack

That stupid dude is such a mike hanes

by steve jobs back from the dead May 30, 2018

mike durant

A heterosexual male, with defined biceps and triceps and a bulging chest. Many call him dad due to his beauty and slight pedohpilic look. He is an engineer and God's gift to this Earth.

Oh Mike Durant I wanna bone his biceps

by thesilentlicker211 August 15, 2016

Mike Canary

Mike canary is the brother of a kingpin hiding away up in his lair on the hill. Known for his zesty remarks and dog poo inside, He is also well known for the classic “do the roar” line in ‘Shrek Forever After’ (2010)

Mike Canary and his cronies are a scary sight

by Mr Eat it & Leave January 23, 2023

Mike Johnson

a generic term for a white man with proto-fascist beliefs and nostalgia for the Antebellum America; the last hope for a Republican party that can be united by nothing other than white nationalism

fuck we still don't have a Speaker of the House.
chill bro they'll just elect a Mike Johnson
wait *which* Mike Johnson, my dude?
that's the beauty of it: any Mike Johnson will do

by uncle fuckbucket October 25, 2023

Mike Trike

To feel like the third wheel due to excessive awkwardness on the part of the people that you are with.

I was mike triking it the other night when I went to the movies with my roommate and her boyfriend.

Sometimes, I just want to tell Caroline and Robert to just go ahead and do it, because they are flirting so much that I feel like a freaking mike trike.

by Mel06 April 3, 2008