Shag your left toe

The phrase "shag your left toe" originates from modern day england. This phrase is normally used by fuckwits who think they can stick their dick in the most irrelevant parts of your body.

This Phrase has no meening, as it is just and irrelvant comment.

"Oi, shut up, or i'll give you a cheeky headbutt and i'll shag your left toe"

by ICantTellYouWordsAndShiz December 17, 2019

Left

A bad move for example left handed ITS A bad witch like a broom on the floor but let me tell you if your left handed or if you live on the left of earth you suck and will have bad luck . Go to the right and enjoy everything being correct! Have a happy bad left witch

I am a witch cause I am left handed

by Buttercup pie.- January 1, 2020

Left

Being left handed is a complete disaster! Left meaning witch on a broom ready to cook little children hehe. Learn a lesson and be right handed on the correct side not on the witch side and if you live on the left you will die one day so live on the right side of earth and you’ll be a correct cool nice person BE A RIGHT PERSON LEFT IS THE F*CKING WORST

Left is for witches who look crazy 😜

by Buttercup pie.- January 1, 2020

Left

Being left handed is a complete disaster! Left meaning witch on a broom ready to cook little children hehe. Learn a lesson and be right handed on the correct side not on the witch side and if you live on the left you will die one day so live on the right side of earth and you’ll be a correct cool nice person BE A RIGHT PERSON LEFT IS THE F*CKING WORST

Left is for witches who look crazy 😜

by Buttercup pie.- January 1, 2020

left on heart

When your crush heart-reacts your Facebook post, but won't reply to your messages.

"She won't reply back - I'm left on heart"

by TechBaffle May 19, 2019

left check

For fucking idiots who spell left cheek wrong

Person1: oh my gawd that’s a thicc left check
Person2: don’t you mean cheek you fucking weeb

Person1: *cries*

by Cake.CHR May 30, 2019

left-baffled

The feeling a normal person feels after debating with anti-fa.

Chad: Hey you alright man? You looking proper cofused after "speaking" with those angry dudes wearing black masks in the park.

Chad2: Yeah man, I totally left-baffled

by Nullendpoint June 10, 2019